Teen Vogue Quiz: Are You on Fire?

Your catchphrase is:

A) Let’s go shopping!

B) Talk to the hand!

C) AAAAAH OH GOD IT BURNS YEAAARGH!!!!!

When you’re at a party, you often find yourself wondering:

A) Does that guy think I’m cute?

B) Is someone wearing the same outfit as me?

C) What smells like burning hair?

You see your crush in the school cafeteria and wave to him. He:

A) Runs over and asks if he can sit with you.

B) Waves back, but continues talking to his friends.

C) Screams in horror as he tries to stamp out the fiery blaze on your sweater with his foot. (Bonus: the way he is wearing his hair today makes him look like Brad Pitt!)

The kids at school notice you when you walk down the hall because:

A) You are the lead in the school play.

B) You are president of the student council.

C) You are the one setting off the overhead sprinkler system.

In your high school yearbook, you were voted:

A) Biggest flirt.

B) Best Athlete.

C) Most likely to catch on fire someday.

You wake up one morning and notice that you have a totally gross unibrow! You:

A) Pluck it right away. How embarrassing!

B) Ignore it. If anyone judges you, they are not your real friends, anyway.

C) Trick question: you no longer have eyebrows.

It’s junior prom, and this super cute guy on the high school football team asks you to dance! You:

A) Immediately say yes and ditch your friends. He is such a hottie!

B)  Reject him. Your best friend already told you she likes him and you would never want to hurt your friendship.

C)  Hurl yourself to the ground and roll back on forth on the gymnasium floor, covering your head to prevent the searing flames from spreading to your neck and face. Time slows to a halt. For the first time in your young life you are faced with the grave realization that these next few excruciating moments might be the last you ever spend on earth. You then look over and notice that Debbie Parsons, your ex’s new girlfriend, is also on fire, but it totally looks better on you.

You would best describe your wardrobe as:

A) Flirty

B) Funky

C) Flammable

In twenty years you see yourself as:

A) A famous fashion designer working in New York City.

B) A veterinarian. You absolutely love animals!

C) Not on fire.

Mostly A’s: You’ve got nothing to worry about, girl! You are a fresh, fab fashionista who turns heads wherever she goes. No fires here!

Mostly B’s: You are a smart, vigorous go-getter. The only fire you have to worry about is the red-hot fire of your own ambition!

Mostly C’s: You are literally on fire. Put down this magazine and seek immediate medical attention. If you survive, check out our five-part expose on the miracle of jeggings!