The Red Herring | Not the Official Comedy and Satire Concern of McGill University

Teen Vogue Quiz: Are You on Fire? Your catchphrase is: A) Let’s go shopping! B) Talk to the hand! C) AAAAAH OH GOD IT BURNS YEAAARGH!!!!! ...

0November 5, 2011
Teen Vogue Quiz: Are You on Fire?

Your catchphrase is: A) Let’s go shopping! B) Talk to the hand! C) AAAAAH OH GOD IT BURNS YEAAARGH!!!!! ...
0November 5, 2011
The Red Herring: Go FAQ Yourself

“What’s a red herring?” A red herring is an idea. A red herring is a hundred ideas rolled into one....
0November 5, 2011
50 Cent Birthday Flow Chart

You’re trying to figure out what to do for your birthday, but the mini-golf course is all booked up, you...
0November 5, 2011
GIRLCRUSH: A Slow Descent into Pathetic Depression

1. Calling him about the text you sent him, in regards to the email about the facebook message you sent...
0November 5, 2011
Kurt Cobain’s Remains Exhumed for Seattle Area “Hard Rock Cafe”

Seattle, Washington “Frankly, I’ve been waiting for years for dem to let me dig ‘is body up.” master grave-robber Bones...
0November 5, 2011
The Strange Death of Percy Foster

In Collaboration with “The Magpie Online”, http://www.themagpieonline.com Tabloids across the United Kingdom have recently been gripped by what is surely...
0November 5, 2011
Walmart Buys America, Solves Debt Crisis

In an astonishing conclusion to the epic debt crisis in the United States, Ebeneezer Moneygrubber, Chairman of Walmart and world-renowned...
0November 5, 2011
Google Search Poetry

Writer’s Note: This poem was composed with my blood, sweat, tears, and by typing in the letter “I” into my...
0November 5, 2011
Munaca Members to Enlist the Help of Mike D of the Beastie Boys

Following their union meeting late Friday night, Munaca released the news that they had hired Mike D of the Beastie...
0November 5, 2011
Jennifer Anniston: Portrait of an American Artist

Now few of you would call post-Brennifer Paniston a genius, a unique talent, an artist, a tasteful public figure, a...
1November 5, 2011
Flirting with the Feasible

I am satisfied to share with you that I recently saw Arcade Fire play at Place des Festivals… sort of....
0November 5, 2011
McGill Solves Munaca Strike

With the characteristic efficient and swift action that is the hallmark of McGill bureaucracy, the MUNACA labor dispute was settled...
0November 5, 2011
Where My Alcoholics At?

I remember the day I realized I was an alcoholic like it was yesterday. I don’t know what’s more surprising,...
2July 9, 2011
Bros Before Hoes

The labour movement reached its peak in the early 30s when miners, factory workers and meat packers unionized to ensure...
2July 9, 2011
Concerned Security Guard Releases 4,000 Joggers from Giant Warehouse Citing, “Nice spring day”

Entrepots Warehouses Inc., Montreal Last Monday, Bill Witherby, a security guard at L’Entrepots Warehouses Inc., noticed something interesting while doing...