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Teen Vogue Quiz: Are You on Fire?
Your catchphrase is: A) Let’s go shopping! B) Talk to the hand! C) AAAAAH OH GOD IT BURNS YEAAARGH!!!!! ... -
The Red Herring: Go FAQ Yourself
“What’s a red herring?” A red herring is an idea. A red herring is a hundred ideas rolled into one.... -
50 Cent Birthday Flow Chart
You’re trying to figure out what to do for your birthday, but the mini-golf course is all booked up, you... -
Kurt Cobain’s Remains Exhumed for Seattle Area “Hard Rock Cafe”
Seattle, Washington “Frankly, I’ve been waiting for years for dem to let me dig ‘is body up.” master grave-robber Bones... -
The Strange Death of Percy Foster
In Collaboration with “The Magpie Online”, http://www.themagpieonline.com Tabloids across the United Kingdom have recently been gripped by what is surely... -
Walmart Buys America, Solves Debt Crisis
In an astonishing conclusion to the epic debt crisis in the United States, Ebeneezer Moneygrubber, Chairman of Walmart and world-renowned... -
Google Search Poetry
Writer’s Note: This poem was composed with my blood, sweat, tears, and by typing in the letter “I” into my... -
Munaca Members to Enlist the Help of Mike D of the Beastie Boys
Following their union meeting late Friday night, Munaca released the news that they had hired Mike D of the Beastie... -
Jennifer Anniston: Portrait of an American Artist
Now few of you would call post-Brennifer Paniston a genius, a unique talent, an artist, a tasteful public figure, a... -
Flirting with the Feasible
I am satisfied to share with you that I recently saw Arcade Fire play at Place des Festivals… sort of.... -
McGill Solves Munaca Strike
With the characteristic efficient and swift action that is the hallmark of McGill bureaucracy, the MUNACA labor dispute was settled... -
Where My Alcoholics At?
I remember the day I realized I was an alcoholic like it was yesterday. I don’t know what’s more surprising,... -
Bros Before Hoes
The labour movement reached its peak in the early 30s when miners, factory workers and meat packers unionized to ensure... -
Concerned Security Guard Releases 4,000 Joggers from Giant Warehouse Citing, “Nice spring day”
Entrepots Warehouses Inc., Montreal Last Monday, Bill Witherby, a security guard at L’Entrepots Warehouses Inc., noticed something interesting while doing...
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Issue 2 2011/2012
Teen Vogue Quiz: Are You on Fire?
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David Kuyek
The Red Herring: Go FAQ Yourself
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Issue 2 2011/2012
50 Cent Birthday Flow Chart
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David Kuyek
Kurt Cobain’s Remains Exhumed for Seattle Area “Hard Rock Cafe”
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Issue 2 2011/2012
The Strange Death of Percy Foster
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Issue 2 2011/2012
Walmart Buys America, Solves Debt Crisis
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Emma Overton
Google Search Poetry
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Henry Kronk
Munaca Members to Enlist the Help of Mike D of the Beastie Boys
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Hannah Murphy
Jennifer Anniston: Portrait of an American Artist
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Irina Cristescu
Flirting with the Feasible
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Issue 2 2011/2012
McGill Solves Munaca Strike
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Biff Bamstein
Where My Alcoholics At?
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Dick Skinner
Bros Before Hoes
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David Kuyek
Concerned Security Guard Releases 4,000 Joggers from Giant Warehouse Citing, “Nice spring day”
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Dick Skinner
It’s a Dick!
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Issue 5 2010/2011
Sugar High: Confessions of a Candy Addict
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Issue 5 2010/2011
Sun Finally Comes Out but You Missed It Cramming for Exams
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Issue 5 2010/2011
Behind Every Website is a Story
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Hannah Murphy
Cosmo for Dummies
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Issue 5 2010/2011
Big Macs and Beastiality
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Farah Momen
USA and North Korea can’t be allies? Never Say Never!
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Andrew Alesbury
Area Hipster a Martyr for Irony
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Hannah Murphy
New Rez
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Issue 4 2010/2011
Dr. Musclelove, or How I Learned to Put Down the Dope and Love the Bowflex
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